maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via sumofmylife)

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

(via honeycombeferre)

(Source: wetstyles, via rimmingliam)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via allonsybenny)

burgrs:

i hatE it so much wne ppl associate gay with weak i will literlaly snap your goddamn neck and suck a dick at the same time fucker 

myyearatthebar:

Mr H. S.

Zayn Malik, 5th Viscount Bradford

An Irish Peer

Captain Liam Payne of the 14th Foot

The Hon. Mr L. Tomlinson

Artist: sashayed

(via louisbitchlinson)

damonallbran:

preliminaires:

neugenics:

badafro:

ohmygustavsson:

pregnancy begins when you look at a boy

pregnancy begins when you hear the word boy

pregnancy begins

the dark pregnancy 

the dark pregnancy rises

(Source: ameowlia, via laughcentre)

hioops:

Harry making fun of a girl taking a selfie, at the London gig 1/4

#YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO MAKE FUN OF ANYONE YOU LOOK LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST LOTHARIO AND YOU TRIP OVER YOUR OWN FEET

(Source: haroldzz, via louisbitchlinson)

stylinsoran:

let’s talk about how louis always defends harry when the wanted talks shit about him

(via thatswhatlarrysaid)

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(via thatswhatlarrysaid)

(Source: perrieedvards, via voguelouis)

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

(Source: facebook.com, via voguelouis)

(Source: justaboat, via quentatino)

one time i read a fanfic where the author made harry and louis take a bath before harry rimmed louis and i think that was the most Innocent Piece of Smut I’ve Ever Read bless the poor girl who wrote it and her heart 

travelingintwos:

if you say “the wanted” three times infront of a bathroom mirror, louis tomlinson will appear behind you and whisper “say it face to face” and snap your neck

(via louiswilliams)